Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
Well done is better than well said .
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
f you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ----
As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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